We Support That

This page is for Manogamy Movement recommendations.

1. Twitter. If you support monogamy and have to choose one social network, you should choose Twitter. Twitter only allows you to send private messages 140 characters in length so it makes communication harder. Also, there are no photo albums for you to eye-hump someone.

2. LadderTheory. Although we don’t agree with their diction, it is hard to disagree with this site on conceptual grounds. People largely cheat because they put themselves in bad situations. For instance, men cannot be friends with women unless 1) they are gay, 2) the female is not attractive, or 3) they date someone that looks better than their friend. Life experience will tell you that this is so true.

3. LinkedIn. LinkedIn in the REAL social network. Business deals aren’t made on Twitter or Facebook. If you are serious about meeting people for the purpose of expanding your network and furthering your career, this is the place to be. And eye humping is even less of a problem than on Twitter (because everyone had face shots of themselves in business suits).

4. She’s Out of My League (Movie). First, the movie is hilarious. My girlfriend and I laughed from beginning to end. Most important, however, is that the movie is an accurate depiction of what it’s like to date a hot woman. Be prepared for 1) her ex to try to get back with her 2) your parents to fall in love with her 3) guys to constantly check her out 4) your friends to question her sincerity at the beginning.

The movie does, however, omit one (or a couple) important character(s): the guy “friend” that is attracted to your girlfriend, but never got a chance because they are in the “friend zone.” EVERY hot woman has one and I can assure you that there’s nothing more annoying than hearing “he’s just my friend” when you know that he wish you weren’t in the picture.

5. He’s Not That Into You. I really like this movie because it is not your typical romantic comedy. There are cliche moments, but it still illustrates the real world of dating. In real life, married men go down a slippery slope with attractive women. (We can just be friends, right?) And in real there are people that settle. We want the hot girl, but sometimes we get put in the “friend zone.” And sometimes your only shot with her will come as a rebound from the guy she really wanted to be with. We’ve ALL done it: hang out with someone, find something better and then send that person you care less about a Facebook message or a text once things don’t work out.