Ashley Trashy Madison’s relationship BS blog recently has a post about the 6 different types of affairs. They are

1. The “It’s Only Lust” Affair

2. The “I’ll Show You” Affair

3. The “Just In the Head” Affair

4. The “All In the Familiy” Affair

5. The “It’s Not Really An Affair” Affair

6. The “Mind-Body” Affair

Which one do you think is the most common?  If you guessed #1 you’re right.  Why? It’s because people lack self-control and want to be able to hump anything that walks like a dog.

I just finished reading an article about a Trashy Madison member that signed up after being married less than 2 years.  If a relationship comes crashing down that fast, you OBVIOUSLY weren’t compatible in the first place.  The woman talks about how she didn’t know her her husband was going to be so busy even though they dated for two years and moved in together.  So you thought he was just going to stop being a professional?  That’s something you should think about before you decide to elope.

She says numerous things which clearly indicates that she has no idea what being in a relationship is about. Let’s see here…

I actually don’t know if I would care that much if my husband cheated on me. He travels so much for work anyway, I don’t think I would care if he had sex. I would care if he cuddled in bed with someone afterward, but this is my thing: I think it’s not natural to be attracted to someone for such a long time. I think you can be with someone emotionally for your whole life, but I’m not so sure about sexually.

1. Don’t get into a relationship if don’t even care if the other person is faithful.

2. Don’t get into a relationship if you don’t expect to be attracted to that person forever.

I’ve had boyfriends before, and if it wasn’t working, I would just end it. But I also have plenty of girlfriends who would never break up with somebody unless they had someone else waiting in the wings. So, at first, that’s what I thought this site was.

3. How do you expect to be faithful during marriage when you can’t even be faithful before marriage.

4. If you’re not happy, you need to leave the relationship.  Don’t just sit around until something better comes along.  That’s selfish.  If you’re unhappy, be a big girl and take a leap of faith.

I didn’t want to be with anyone with children, where I might be part of tearing up a family. That was a personal choice for me, and where I drew the line.

5. Don’t get married if you think that sleeping with a married man is not as bad as sleeping with a married man with kids.

I only told a couple of people about him, or the fact that I was active on Ashley Madison at all. My mom knows. I tell her everything. She’s not totally thrilled, but she’s very non-judgmental. More than anything, she doesn’t like the idea that my husband could get hurt, or that anyone’s cheating on anyone. She considers it an affair even if it’s just an emotional one.

6. You’re mother is right, it is an affair even if it is just emotional.

7. Generally mom knows best, but if you’ve got a mom that wouldn’t chew you out for cheating, you probably shouldn’t take her advice.

“Be careful,” she told me. “I don’t know if that’s a good idea.” But she’s done plenty of stupid things, and I’ve stood by her through them all. Her only advice: Maybe you should talk to your husband.

8. Don’t take advice from a mother that has “done plenty of stupid things.”

But he’s not the kind of guy who would go to couples counseling and decide to try to work things out. He’d probably tell me he wanted a divorce. I know he would consider it cheating, even though I haven’t done anything yet.

9. There’s nothing to go to counseling for.  A marriage of less than 2 years is not worth fighting for…

10. When the other person cheats.  You actually have done something. Even your mom knows that.

I really don’t like to talk bad about people, but this woman is completely clueless about what relationships are about.

Source: Lemon Drop

You’d be surprised what you can find on the Internet.  I’ve recently discovered a blog entitled Ashley and Me, which is apparently pretty popular.  Basically the author “Riff Dogg” tells about about the women he’s slept with that he met on Ashley Trashy Madison.  He thinks he is so cool.  He probably didn’t get laid in college and is making up for lost time.  Grow up dude.

I have a life and I’ve never read any of his posts, but I find it sad that things can be so bad that 1) you have to go on that piece of trash website and 2) write a blog about it.  I’m sure his marriage would be better if he invested half as much time as he does into it as his blog. Douchebag.

Early Elimination

Remember when we discussed the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant two months ago? Well it’s scheduled for next Wednesday, March 10. I wasn’t going to post anything about it until then, but there was a relatively big development today.

Apparently one of the four women is dropping out. Stern & co are still trying to make an event of this and are offering her a guaranteed prize even if she doesn’t win. She would also get a Black diamond, which was reserved for the winner. Smh.

Source: Fox News

Trashy Madison really lives up to its name.  The company tried to purchase a commercial (seen below) for the Oscars and it was denied.  The commercial is a low-budget Avatar Spoof.  And when I say low budget, I mean, they just took an existing commercial and made the Black women look Green.  With all of that money, you couldn’t create a new trashy commercial Noel?

Source: CNET

Sign of the Times

I know that everyone makes mistakes.  Sometimes I may send an e-mail to the wrong person or forget to attach a document.  That’s why I’ve added the retrieve e-mail function on Gmail, which allows you to stop messages before they are sent out.

But TigerText takes things to the next level.  This free apps released today allows you to “Cover Your Tracks” by deleting a message from both phones and from the servers.  Here’s an example of how it works:

It works like this: when, say, a prominent Southern politician sends his mistress an iPhone message via TigerText, the mistress will be prompted to install the app. When she has done this, she can read the message, but she can’t keep it. In fact the message is never actually sent to her phone — it’s stored on Tiger Text’s servers. After the timespan that the politician specified has elapsed — anywhere from one minute to five days — the message ceases to exist. There’s even a “Delete on Read” setting, which counts down from 60 after it’s opened, and erases the text at zero.

Time Magazine is on top of these cheating apps, as they also had an article about the AshleyMadison web app.  Keep up the good work, Time!

The company claims that the use of the word “Tiger” in this context is completely coincidental.  They just so happened to keep it in the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal.  For some reason I find that hard to believe.

I don’t know how popular this app will be, but they are coming on Blackberry and Android shortly.  While the name TigerText is not the most discreet, know that there will be a proliferation of similar apps in the months to come.

Source: Time and TigerText Website

Managing this blog gets depressing at times, especially when I read things like this.  Phoenix’s Sky Harbor International Airport is strapped for cash.  Along comes Trashy Madison to the rescue with $10 million in hand.  All they ask is that the airport be named Ashley Madison International Airport for five years.  Fortunately, the city declined the offer.

Source: Phoenix Content

Vote for Me!

…on this long-term girlfriend. I believe this is the first time that I have made a post about someone that has cheated on their girlfriend.  The rules are the same (monogamy), so I’m glad that he came out and confessed.

By he I mean Adam Giambrone, who is running for mayor of Toronto.  Adam is a seemingly young guy with a promising political career.  He is a member of the Toronto City Council and is chair of the Toronto Transit Commission (TTC).  If you remember, the TTC is the same entity that considered, but denied, placing Trashy Madison advertisements on their buses for $$$.

What’s interesting is that HE admitted to multiple affairs.  Politicians (or most men for that matter) don’t just up and do something so apparently someone was going to spill the beans.  It appears that he got freaky in his city council office with someone and she was going to put him on blast.

What’s more interesting about this story is that Giambrone is staying in the race.  Maybe he thinks people won’t react as bad because he was not married.  Maybe he thinks that we’re desensitized to cheating.  Maybe he’s one of those people that have always wanted to be mayor and not going to let anything get in his way. Who knows?

Based on the video attached to the article, he just had a girlfriend as a prop to make him look more like a family guy.  He literally sent the following in a text message

You know I will be announcing I have a partner…it is someone named Sarah, who I’ve been involved with in the past.  It is important for the campaign…I had to have someone political

I think it’s time to give it up Adam. You’re train has derailed sir.

Source: Globe and Mail

I once had the bright idea of going undercover on Trashy Madison to check it out, but apparently a news station in AZ beat me to it.  There’s a video of their investigation below.

My favorite is how these horny guys hit up women without them even putting up a picture.  You’ve also gotta love how the one guy puts a fake picture of himself up.  Always classy.

The best part, however, is the quote from the sleeziest man on the planet, Noel Biderman.  Here’s his memorable quote:  ”We’re probably the biggest marriage preservation tool on the planet.”  I guess he has never heard of organized religion. His site has 5 million people, but there’s a couple billion people that follow religion.

Noel reminds me of Soulja Boy.  Soulja Boy is a horrible artist, but he makes BS catchy songs that people like (like Flo Rida).  I believe that SB once said that he was like the best rapper alive.  What’s this guy thinking? The same with Noel. Does he REALLY think that his website saves marriages? He obviously doesn’t know what marriage means.  I sometimes feel sorry for his wife, but then again she deserves anything that comes to her for staying with that douchebag.  What kind of self-respecting woman stays with a man that creates a website to foster affairs?  Ergo she’s trash too.

Source: KOLD

Trashy Madison aired an ad during the Cleveland Cavs game and a few people were upset.  The game was broadcast by Fox Sports Ohio on the Dish Network.  Fox denies that it would air the ad and the Dish Network says that it would pull the ad.  Good for them.

Source: Cleveland.com