May 142010

Meet Zac Goldsmith, age 35.  He was recently elected to parliament.   He’s also the son of a billionaire. And he’s an adulterer.  And his wife filed for divorce.  You know what that means.  Yeah the Manogamy Movement’s favorite letter: L (liability).  Like my mother, the philosopher, says, “You lay, you pay.”  She’s usually talking about getting someone pregnant before marriage, but the phrase certainly applies to people that have affairs.  Some people speculate that Goldsmith will have to fork out 150M pounds.  Mrs. Goldsmith may not get this much, but she’s going to be broken off nonetheless.

Zac got married nearly 11 years ago when he was 24.  He obviously wasn’t ready for marriage.  Goldsmith’s alleged flame was with Alice Rothschild, a 26-year-old “banking dynasty heiress.”  The crappy thing is that Alice’s sister Kate is married to Goldsmith’s brother Ben.  This means that she’s his sister-in-law.  Sucks to be you buddy, especially around the holidays (how awkward).

Source: Telegraph

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