AshleyMadison has a new ad which starts with a jingle about the joys of infidelity and then goes into the following monologue
So if you’re trapped in a sexless marriage or just want to mix up your play list, join AshleyMadison.com. It’s 100% secure; completely anonymous. And way better than an intern. AndI should know, as I have one blowing my fluggle horn right now. She’s not very good and will probably extort me. Then my wife will divorce me. And I’ll wish I’d had joined AshleyMadison.com
WHJY in Providence, R.I. felt as though the ad was too much and pulled it. I’ve downloaded the jingle, but still new to this blogging thing. As soon as I realize how to get the audio working, I will update the post. For now you can check out the jingle here.
What did our buddy Noel had to say about it? He said that he was shocked and that pulling their ad was “un-American.” He claimed that his business was legal and there are advertisements for alcohol. He’s right, there’s nothing more American than having an affair. That guy is sick for real.
*On an unrelated note, I wonder if Noel has ever the story of how Jesus turned water into wine. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that you can’t drink; it’s just that you shouldn’t be drunk (because that’s a form of gluttony and it leads to debauchery). Adultery, on the other hand, is strict liability. The Ten Commandments (amongst other places) clearly state that you are not to do it.
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