Since my home state of Georgia is looking for a new Speaker of the HOuse to replace Glenn “Getting It In” Richardson, Jim Cole is calling for his replacement to sign a pledge with the following

-Be faithful to one’s spouse and family

-Avoid embarrassing public behavior

-Avoid the appearance of any quid pro quo (something for something) in the handling of legislation

I’m sure this pledge will be just what Georgia needs to clean up our mess in the legislature.

The I-Won\’t-Ho-Pledge in the Great State of Ga.

Dang, this sounds like something off of a Dave Chappelle sketch. I tried to post this a few days ago, but for some strange reason, I couldn’t.

Showbiz Tonight just names Jon Gosselin as the most provocative celebrity of 2009. I guess having his own show was not good enough. Now you just need to have an affair. Smh.

Now you all know that I support fidelity, but this is a bit extreme. There are plenty of ways to prevent yourself from cheating, i.e. good old fashioned self restraint. But if that doesn’t work, cutting IT off certainly will. I wonder if he considered that you can cheat without use of your penis. Maybe next time he’ll cut off his hands and sew up his mouth.

Kate gets the house and the kids. Query of how much a victory it is to be granted control over 8 kids. That guy is such a deuchebag.

They have already made an adult film entitled “Tiger’s Wood” where some black guy pretends to be Tiger and essentially reinacts his indiscretions. Here’s the photo from the classy DVD.

My girlfriend pointed out the cellulite on her hips.

The lighter side of a serious subject matter

First it was Kwame Kilpatrick, then there’s the pending case before the Supreme Court I talked about, and now we have Captain Herbert “Mark” Hamilton, III of the Navy.

According to charging documents, Hamilton has been accused of failing to follow orders; lying to investigators; committing adultery with enlisted personnel; sodomy; sending and receiving “sexual and amorous text messages” using a government cell phone; photographing sexual acts; downloading and storing sexually explicit material on his government-issued laptop; and making an official phone call “while engaged in sexual activity.” Hamilton also is accused of trying to “wrongfully influence the career of and defame the character” of a fellow service member between January and May, according to the documents.

You can read the rest here

Life really would be much easier if guys would learn some darn self restraint.  The bitter and the sweet of technology.

I just typed in “adultery” into Google and this was one of the first to pop up.

Sheer Ignorance

I think this picture embodies one of the main reasons why men cheat.  Simply put, guys don’t know how to say “no” when an attractive woman approaches them.  Hell, some men don’t know how to say no when any woman approaches them.  For some strange reason, when don’t have trouble turning attractive men down.  Maybe it’s because they get so darn good at it.  Attractive woman are approached by men daily.  They have mastered the skill of turning guys down.  Men, on the other hand, don’t really practice and that’s why many fail when they are tested.

Chris Rock said that men are only as faithful as their options.  For many men, this is the case.  That’s why I think that the woman that you marry needs to be your best option.  That’s why you marry the woman that you think is top notch.  You shouldn’t be like eh she’s okay and we’ve been together for a while, so I guess I’ll marry her.  You don’t need to marry someone that does well on objective factors [everyone thinks she's hot], you just need to marry the person that meets your subjective criteria [do you think she's the best woman on the market].

I look at it as a two-part test.  1) You have to be to say that you want to spend the rest of your life with that person AND 2) You have to be able to say that you don’t want to be with anyone else.  They are not the same thing.  You can say that you want to spend the rest of your life with your significant other, but if you are sending flirtatious messages to other women and constantly finding yourself checking out other women, there is a problem.

I know it’s counterintuitive to what we call manhood, but you’ve got to practice fellas.  You don’t just end up in bed with someone.  It’s a chain reaction.  Stop yourself before an “option” even emerges. It takes a lot of self-restraint.  This means, don’t respond to that text from the girl that you used to date.  This means learning how to say, “sorry, but I’m in a committed relationship.”  And it also means staying away from places of debauchery (you know what I’m talking about).

Women prevent “options” from occuring all of the time.  It’s time we started doing the same.

The King of Losers at Ashley Madison hook up with the King of Perverts at Mr. Skin and present to you the Top Extramarital Scenes of the Decade.  I haven’t seen all of the movies, but I do know that the two sites are dumb enough that they don’t even know what an affair is.  Last time I checked, P. Diddy’s character was DEAD when Halle Berry started sleeping with Billy Bob Thornton.  I guess it’s an excuse for the pervs to revisit the movie.

Top 5 Extramarital Affairs

I’m not able to embed the material because I couldn’t find the source, but I’ve added a new Google Chrome extension that allows me to snatch material and easily share it called ibrii.